`They only come from the heart, Jerry. They
are worth no more than that.'
`Worth no more than that,' repeated Mr.
Cruncher. `They ain't worth much, then. Whether or no, I won't be prayed agin,
I tell you. I can't afford it. I'm not a going to be made unlucky by your
sneaking. If you must go flopping yourself down, flop in favour of your husband
and child, and not in opposition to 'em. If I had had any but a unnat'ral wife,
and this poor boy had had any but a unnat'ral mother, I might have made some
money last week instead of being counter-prayed and countermined and
religiously circumwented into the worst of luck. B-u-u-ust me ` said Mr.
Cruncher, who all this time had been putting on his clothes, `if I ain't, what
with piety and one blowed thing and another, been choused this last week into
as bad luck as ever a poor devil of a honest tradesman met with! Young Jerry,
dress yourself, my boy, and while I clean my boots keep a eye upon your mother
now and then, and if you see any signs of more flopping, give me a call. For, I
tell you,' here he addressed his wife once more, `I won't be gone agin, in this
manner. I am as rickety as a hackneycoach, I'm as sleepy as laudanum, my lines
is strained to that degree that I shouldn't know, if it wasn't for the pain in
'em, which was me and which somebody else, yet I'm none the better for it in
pocket; and it's my suspicion that you've been at it from morning to night to
prevent me from being the better for it in pocket, and I won't put up with it,
Aggerawayter, and what do you say now!'
Growling, in addition, such phrases as `Ah!
yes! You're religious, too. You wouldn't put yourself in opposition to the
interests of your husband and child, would you? Not you!' and throwing off
other sarcastic sparks from the whirling grindstone of his indignation, Mr.
Cruncher betook himself to his boot-cleaning and his general preparation for
business. In the meantime, his son, whose head was garnished with tenderer
spikes, and whose young eyes stood close by one another, as his father's did,
kept the required watch upon his mother. He greatly disturbed that poor woman
at intervals, by darting out of his sleeping closet, where he made his toilet,
with a suppressed cry of `You are going to flop, mother.--Halloa, father!' and,
after raising this fictitious alarm, darting in again with an undutiful grin.
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